Attack Of The Blue Chux...

Mom has come up with a most glorious idea, so she thinks. After adding as many litter boxes as she could, and spending my retirement on the cowcat, she bought blue chux.

Now for those who do not know, these are disposable blue pads she uses in the hospital to absorb various bodily fluids from patients. Mom had the brilliant idea that she would place a blue chux on the ground wherever the vomit eater has peed on the carpet.

First, she made the horrific mistake of using a black light to "see" where the cowcat pissed. My goodness, it looks like a damn CSI crime show was taped in here. There were glowing spots EVERYWHERE. Well, not really, but it was a bizarre sight to see. I think I will invest in some rubber clogs for cats to walk around this place!

So much for any of her medications working. Yeah, she is still pissing everywhere, so back to the vet she went.

Mom obsessively cleaned the carpet where the offender has peed, then placed a blue chux down in case the turd had another accident. This ritual has continued for weeks now, and the result?

We no longer have carpet, we now have chux for flooring. She used so many, grandma had to order a huge box from the medical supply company at her office. My mother is throwing away more cash on this thing than I can count.

What's next? We replace the carpet with blue tarp's from the camping store? I know, just throw litter all over the place and we will make it an 1100 square foot shit box!

And, I still need to go to the dentist, Thank You.....

Sneak...

While I was sound asleep, my mother snuck out of the house at midnight last night. I was left home alone with the deformed cow. I rifled through her purse when she returned and found the evidence.

She went and enjoyed the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie without even thinking of taking me. That is just fine. I too can be a bitch.

She had better watch out....