Radioactive Waste…
I swear my mother is trying to slowly poison me. Every month she continues to squeeze some toxic biohazard liquid on my neck.It causes me to spontaneously start drooling and foaming at the mouth, and I am unable to stop. Then she chases me around the house for a half an hour wiping my face with a Kleenex and laughing.
I do not find it funny at all. If you really want me dead, why not just make it swift and put me out of my misery.
Of course, the pee monster Angel never drools or even objects to her torture. It is no wonder, since she has no olfactory sense or vision so is not aware of mom’s secret plot.
So much for my new year’s dreams. It is only the sixth and they are already being shattered…
posted by Sahara at 4:57 AM
4 Comments:
My goodness, does this happen to you too. I hate this stuff so much. When I get it on me I run outside and hide for at least 2 hours and then when I come back inside I glare at the humans for another 2 hours then I try to forget but it's not easy. It smells terrible too so they have to sneak up on me to get it on.
i haded to taked the bitter pill when we went on cation last time. it was a pill to go sleepy and several cats spit it out and then they gave it to me and made me foam. i looked rabid. then the other cats was forced their pills finally. but mine was all bitter an they laughed....chyna
Oh my goodness that's a lot of drool! I've never had a flea treatment, but once Mom had to put some kind of numbing agent in my eye... I wiped it off, licked my paw, and proceeded to drool intensely for nearly an hour. Mom freaked out and called the emergency vet, but they reassured her and I eventually went back to normal. Mom put less on after that. The moral of the story? Don't play with paper because you might cut your eye.
By the way, I'm Mattingly! I don't think I've commented before, but it's nice to meet you!
Hi Sahara & Angel! We get that VX nerve gas treatment stuff over here, too. :-( I'm Rocky, CEO (Cat Executive Officer) at the new ArtsyCatsy. Come sniff us out and watch my catstaff train our humans to start a business catering to cat lovers! If we make you purr, want to link to each other?
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