Why Am I Still Here?

I am Tiger (aka The Hissing Slasher). I am dictating to a cat who lives here named Angel. I was told she is somehow related to me, but I have only met her a few times. She said grandma might read this and come rescue me.

I was kidnapped from home very early on Tuesday. I recall that it was still dark out and some snow had just began to fall. After all this time, I have yet to be returned. Mom if you are reading this, I am still alive but do not enjoy being beat up by Sahara. No matter how hard I try, I have been unable to appease her and all escape attempts have failed. Please send help immediately!

Angel here...

I was sworn to secrecy about the Vet visit so I have allowed Tiger to fruitlessly whine to grandma on the internet.

We had a wicked snow storm here and mom has not been able to leave the house in days. Our appointment had to be re-scheduled for tomorrow, so I have had to keep my lips closed about the classified information.

Do not worry Tiger. You will be safely returned once we are able to drive and visit the Vet.

I wish you could stay longer, but I have to concur that it does suck being wacked upside the head by Sahara...